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The connoisseur in me says “No, get away from me,” but the millennial in me says “Toke me up some of that lab drank, brah.”
— everyone shut up i’m commenting
“Would you buy a bottle of [insert adjective here] whiskey?”
— E=MC Hammered
I would drink a bottle of lab-made whiskey, anyway.
Yes, people will still chase after the super-hyped whiskies, but serious whiskey drinkers are always eager for another good, readily available whiskey at a decent price.
— Sean Bond